{"id":502,"date":"2011-02-08T05:02:36","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T10:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ministryserver.com\/wp\/?page_id=502"},"modified":"2011-02-08T23:28:32","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T04:28:32","slug":"apartment-dust","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/ministryserver.com\/wp\/?page_id=502","title":{"rendered":"Apartment Dust"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apartment Dust <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

is just a list of Dusts: Stereo-dust . . . window dust . . . dust keeping vases . . . dust-under-bed  . . . air conditioner dust . . . dust on books . . . book case dust . . . dust behind door in corner . . . dust in rug . . dust in curtains . . . dust on venetian blinds (worse of all to get rid of)  . . . phone dust — that's embarrassing, you know you don't have any friends . . . dust on pictures . . . dust on mirrors . . .<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

"This place sure does get dusty . . . someone needs tar or oil the road.”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

— written on a Hut Place mat<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

Many years later a teacher friend brought her computer to our school lab for a check-up. The fan had drawn in “tons” of <\/span>“C<\/span>aliche Dust” making her green, blue, red, silver, black components look like a freshly painted white picket fence.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Which reminds me of the accountant who in the pre-PC days (a CPM machine) discovered that his computer failed to work after an inside cleaning of dust on April 14th<\/sup> . . . <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I suppose sometimes it is good to leave dust alone.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/o:p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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