Top 10 indicators that you are a retired missionary from Brasil

10. You are confused the first time the light turns green and there is silence at the intersection

9. You don’t feel right about going to church without your Cantor Cristão

8. You can recall an incident where you butchered the language such as making turkey noises when saying thank you

7. When you return from a long trip, you begin looking for your stored furniture

6. You have a sweet spot for anyone who calls you aunt or uncle

5. You are still amazed (and thankful) for air conditioning

4. You mistakenly try to arrange a deal the first time an officer pulls you over

3. You try to bargain for a better price at the Wal-Mart counter

2. You frequently quote the verse “where two or more are gathered we will have a business meeting

1. You don’t need the Baptist Faith and Message to tell what you believe
 

Top 10 indicators that you are a missionary kid from Brasil

10. Your favorite colors are yellow and green and you cross your sevens and you spell Brasil with an 'S'

9. You stutter when someone asks you where you are from and you know you don’t have time to explain

8. You don’t go to work on the 7th of September

7. You recognize people in National Geographic

6. You are divided when Brasil play the US in any sport

5. You find yourself spending more money at the Latino market than Kroger’s

4. The fear factor eating shows look like a home cooked meal you once had

3. You were the only college freshman without a driver’s license

2. You cringe anytime someone gives you the “OK” sign

1. Your dentist asks if you use dental floss, and you don’t know whether they are talking about your hygiene or swimwear